A list of things that the GPL and specifically Petey's license disclaim.
Should your computer do any of the following, you agree not to hold the
author of this software package responsible.

1.)  Begin penning dirty russian novels in your name.
2.)  Email pictures of you and your mistress to your wife.
3.)  Start a fire
4.)  Eat the drapes
5.)  Cause your children or any other family member to go blind.
6.)  Cause you to grow hair on your palms.
7.)  Send provocative emails to your boss in your name.
8.)  Cause a power outage on your entire block.
9.)  Post your name and address to alt.sex.kinky.contacts.buggery.now
10.) Post a "FIRST!" comment on slashdot.org
11.) Cause you to wake up late at night all sweaty, dying to use the program.
12.) Produce an addiction
13.) Cause the need for massive amounts of freudian therapy.
14.) Cause you to develop an Oedipus/Elektra complex
15.) Break your lawnmower.
16.) Make you go bald.
17.) Ruin your sex life
18.) Insert corrupt data of arbitrary size in arbitrary files.
19.) Burst into flame instantly reducing you to a human shape lump of carbon.
20.) Cause you to go insane and strip naked, run out into the streets,
proclaim yourself some type of god to all passersby, eventually resulting
in two tall friendly men in white lab coats with large butterfly nets to
come after you chasing you through the town sewers, which would of course
lead to you escape to the nearest bus station where you would hijack a
greyhound and drive naked to Tijuana where you would rob and steal in
order to set up a safe house where you could sell and smoke crack on a 24
hour basis to keep your hands from shaking and to keep you from getting
that feeling when your hand twitches - and you know the only thing that
will help it is 5 cans of metamucil and a bottle of gin.   But that's OK
because you'll make it through, you'll show those bastards...

Apparently, #20 has happened to a few test subjects of Petey.  Really sad,
but hey, in software development, there are winners and losers, what can I
say.		-- s2mdalle@titan.vcu.edu 
